Reverend John X. Piche'  

Weddings performed in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Safe. Discreet. Legal.

email:R. John Xerxes Piche'

I am a licensed, non-denominational Reverend from the Universal Life Church. I have been performing wedding services for over ten years. I am available for any sort of wedding ceremony you and your partner can imagine. I have performed weddings in bars, living rooms, libraries, backyards, and dressed as Friar Tuck. I am punk rock AND grandmother approved. I have a wide variety of ceremonies for you to choose from, but am comfortable reading the vows you wrote yourself in Klingon, too.

Fee Menu*

One Free Meet & Greet for everyone regardless of what package you choose

Simple Hitchin’ (just the 3 of us, no family/friends/audience) - $85

Wedding Ceremony Only (no rehearsal) - $150

Rehearsal/Ceremony Package (rehearsal and ceremony only) - $200

Full Wedding Service – (2 ceremony planning consultations, rehearsal and ceremony) - $300

Shotgun (scheduled 48 hours or less) $350

*I am San Francisco based and have reliable transportation. No transportation costs for anything in the Bay Area will be assessed – if you have something in mind that involves travel beyond the Bay Area, travel expenses will be negotiated.

Universal Life Church ordained Reverend Father since 1989.
Licensed Minister since 1990.

SERVICES PERFORMED

June 5th, 1999 Kurt Curtis & Juliana Arajakis
Sept. 4th, 1999 Rockie Brockway & Karen Downie
Oct. 29th 1999 James Tonon & Beatriz Fontanive

May 27th 2000 Kevin Kennedy & Teresa Stephanchick
Aug. 21st, 2000 John Faup & Cindy Ciulla

May 5th, 2001 Justin Teets & Haley Baus
Aug. 4th 2001 Allen Karpinski & Dylanna Jackson

May 1st, 2003 Robert Gossett & Erin Milroy
Aug. 16th, 2003 Kevin Garewal & Sharon Nahra

Apr. 24th, 2004 Joseph Waldman & Sara Ruiz-Ware
Aug. 7th, 2004 Calros Manjarrez & Anya Arax
Sept. 17th, 2004 Christopher Smith & Janice Henry

Aug. 20th, 2005 Jennifer Dolan & Dan Schierl

Sept. 22nd 2007 Chris Myers & Eryn Artrip

Jan. 12th, 2008 Michelle Conrad & Mike Penavic
July 6th, 2008 Robin Richmond & Eli J. Cohen
Nov. 23rd, 2008 Michael Baumer & Lida Allen

Sept. 19th, 2009 Aaron Melnick & Mandy Windisch
Oct. 17th, 2009 Damian Poirier & Sharlane Gubkin

Impromptu Ministries to The Doomed.